Mom: You lost weight. Is everything okay?
Customer 1: My roommate is recovering from cancer.
Mom: What is her name? I will pray to Jesus for her.
Customer 2: How is Erin?
Mom: She has volleyball tryouts today. She asked me to pray in Jesus name.
Customer 2: I'll pray for her also.
Customer 3: Where is Ben?
Mom: He's in India.
Customer 3: Why?
Mom: Jesus sent him.
Damn mom... How you have so much swag?
Customer 1: My roommate is recovering from cancer.
Mom: What is her name? I will pray to Jesus for her.
Customer 2: How is Erin?
Mom: She has volleyball tryouts today. She asked me to pray in Jesus name.
Customer 2: I'll pray for her also.
Customer 3: Where is Ben?
Mom: He's in India.
Customer 3: Why?
Mom: Jesus sent him.
Damn mom... How you have so much swag?
2 comments:
mums are warriors
i hope i have an honest, empowering relationship with my son.... the way that you do with your mom. beautiful.
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